What's going on?

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via pontparnasse)

“I didn’t want to cast people who looked like each other though. What I did rather, was to find mannerisms that they all shared.”

(Joe Wright, Director)

(via lendmewings)

Homework = things I should be doing = things I am not doing

Boys are weird. I’m glad I have zero boy confusions in the history of forever. I don’t think I have the capability to deal with boys.

(via lendmewings)

Long Live is stuck in my head. Grad is no longer just an extra day off tagged onto the weekend because the older kids are graduating. It’s strange feeling like this. My heart is starting that nagging throb of nostalgia for what I’ve yet to leave behind. Nerves for unrehearsed speeches. Why is it that every other graduating class seemed so much more composed and prepared than I feel right now?

All in all, I’m just not quite ready.

comesaygoodbye:

I’ve heard some girls are all like, “Grad diets!”

I, on the other hand, have never eaten as much cake in such a condensed period as I have this weekend. 

My mom decided just under a week before grad was the best time to make fudge. That was delicious.

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

Just for future reference, don’t get so caught up in how good it feels you completely rake over all the bumps on your knees and cut yourself open.

(via lendmewings)

obversaire:

I wrote this because I: a) have too many feelings, and b) am a terrible person.

Summary:

“Do you permit it?”

“No.”

Also on AO3.

Read More

(via pontparnasse)